You know, most people tell me i'm crazy to out with a chicken farmer, but they don't know him like i know him, but not like it's without any trying moments, no ones perfect right?,
I mean i could go out with any guy i like, you know? What i like about Caruso is, he's so knowledgeable about stuff, he knows stuff even experts don't know, like the time he ran out to tell the paper boy that 'There is no proof full page or double-truck ads are more effective than half page ads' as he cycled past on his paper route or the time he asked the milk man 'If he knew who was the first man to milk a cow and what did he think he was doing? His mind is just so inquisitive like that, so i guess he just cant help being brainy and stuff?
But it's not like everybody around here thinks like me, but like i told yea, it's not everybody knows him like i know him, you just have to get to know him, i guess, in time it comes in any relationship? My sister Boo boo or Boo for short said, 'I can see how anyone could love him...in about 20 years', but for me it kinda happened a lot faster than that? No point beating around the bush i guess? And anyways, i saw him first!
I remember the first time i met Caruso, i was parking my car in the town, about a year ago now, i remember because it was a 1 hour parking zone and i needed $1 for parking, well as i was putting the change in to the meter, a red car pulled up and out popped an Italian looking gentleman and i remember the first thing he said, it was, 'Excuse me, but did you know that the first parking meters were installed in 1935 in Oklahoma City', now that's in America! Just how would he know? I just thought there and then, now there's a man that knows a thing or two about the world and he know what was going on in America too, that a sign of education, yea know?
I thought he was sort of European at first, or sort of exotic somehow and then he told me his name, i remember as i stared into his eyes as i though us sailing off to Greece on his yacht somewhere, but then i found out he owned a chicken farm 5kms away, he's got some ducks too, and a watch with Donald Duck on it, he said something about it being 'tax deductible?' Which is kinda funny, which just proves how smart he is, but he doesn't have to show off all time!
But, just imagine my surprise as i though, 'God, i don't have to go too far for this one, i could get the bus to see him?' Not that i wouldn't want to jet off to Greece, i would yea know in 2 minutes? But, it's just never come up, maybe one day? And anyways i wouldn't want to go anywhere 'A-Tonic' cant go, thats my cat, i have him a year ago. Caruso gave him to me on our first date, my sister Boo said that it was irresponsible to give a live animal, but what would she know?
Caruso said to Boo, 'What am i supposed to do, kill the cat and then give it to her?' and i guess that was that, now he's mine too!
To tell you the truth, why would you listen to someone that walks around wearing odd socks all the time, anyways she's just jealous of my cat, 'A-Tonic', he's great, and he's a good listener too, we have some really great times together.
What more can i tell you? I'm a vegetarian, when it comes to meat, that's A-Tonics department, Caruso too, although you'd never believe it, but Caruso would eat anything, pizza, day and night, drunk or sober.
But sometimes he can act up a bit, especially when some one interrupts one of his jokes to compliment my sausages? I've mean how can you lie to someone through a vegan sausage 10 minutes after they ate it? But i guess he just likes..., well i guess ignorance is bliss, isn't it?
Love
Daisy Bee-Bop
I mean i could go out with any guy i like, you know? What i like about Caruso is, he's so knowledgeable about stuff, he knows stuff even experts don't know, like the time he ran out to tell the paper boy that 'There is no proof full page or double-truck ads are more effective than half page ads' as he cycled past on his paper route or the time he asked the milk man 'If he knew who was the first man to milk a cow and what did he think he was doing? His mind is just so inquisitive like that, so i guess he just cant help being brainy and stuff?
But it's not like everybody around here thinks like me, but like i told yea, it's not everybody knows him like i know him, you just have to get to know him, i guess, in time it comes in any relationship? My sister Boo boo or Boo for short said, 'I can see how anyone could love him...in about 20 years', but for me it kinda happened a lot faster than that? No point beating around the bush i guess? And anyways, i saw him first!
I remember the first time i met Caruso, i was parking my car in the town, about a year ago now, i remember because it was a 1 hour parking zone and i needed $1 for parking, well as i was putting the change in to the meter, a red car pulled up and out popped an Italian looking gentleman and i remember the first thing he said, it was, 'Excuse me, but did you know that the first parking meters were installed in 1935 in Oklahoma City', now that's in America! Just how would he know? I just thought there and then, now there's a man that knows a thing or two about the world and he know what was going on in America too, that a sign of education, yea know?
I thought he was sort of European at first, or sort of exotic somehow and then he told me his name, i remember as i stared into his eyes as i though us sailing off to Greece on his yacht somewhere, but then i found out he owned a chicken farm 5kms away, he's got some ducks too, and a watch with Donald Duck on it, he said something about it being 'tax deductible?' Which is kinda funny, which just proves how smart he is, but he doesn't have to show off all time!
But, just imagine my surprise as i though, 'God, i don't have to go too far for this one, i could get the bus to see him?' Not that i wouldn't want to jet off to Greece, i would yea know in 2 minutes? But, it's just never come up, maybe one day? And anyways i wouldn't want to go anywhere 'A-Tonic' cant go, thats my cat, i have him a year ago. Caruso gave him to me on our first date, my sister Boo said that it was irresponsible to give a live animal, but what would she know?
Caruso said to Boo, 'What am i supposed to do, kill the cat and then give it to her?' and i guess that was that, now he's mine too!
To tell you the truth, why would you listen to someone that walks around wearing odd socks all the time, anyways she's just jealous of my cat, 'A-Tonic', he's great, and he's a good listener too, we have some really great times together.
What more can i tell you? I'm a vegetarian, when it comes to meat, that's A-Tonics department, Caruso too, although you'd never believe it, but Caruso would eat anything, pizza, day and night, drunk or sober.
But sometimes he can act up a bit, especially when some one interrupts one of his jokes to compliment my sausages? I've mean how can you lie to someone through a vegan sausage 10 minutes after they ate it? But i guess he just likes..., well i guess ignorance is bliss, isn't it?
Love
Daisy Bee-Bop
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