Herr Doctor T was out strolling by the cafe district, better know to him and his comrade cowboy outfit as the 'Booty street', as he passed a blue pay telephone up on main st, a poster of a cute kitty caught his predator eyeballs, aren't cats predators too reader? Maybe it was a mutual recognition of two souls, not that Doctor T would have known this as he moved in closer within striking distance.
T was smoking a pipe and made a kissing noise with every inhale of toxic smoke, easily recognizable to all that were love hungry that afternoon as they gazed into their coffees, as a Gypsy woman might in reading signs of future good fortune, not that the good doctor saw smoking as a bad hobby to have.
He did swap a crack pipe for the good old fashioned tobacco kind he recanted one night when he was out with the boys, commonly known as 'The cowboys', everyone nodded and seemed to unanimously agree, it was a step in the right direction, no one could disagree a health improvement for Dr T indeed, but the subject of secondary smoke was debatable?
His real name by the way was not Doctor T, and where 'Herr' came from was anybody guess? You dont need to know his real name, everybody calls him Doctor T, not that he minded not being called Doctor T, Dr Seuss wasn't a real doctor and look how far he want in life!
And after all it did give him a feeling of worthiness in society, in fact his only experience in science was that one time he tried cooking up crack cocaine, and T part came from Mr T, from the A-Team, the 1980's show, if you get a mohawk when your 15 and a turn of events like that could happen to you, so you might have to ask your mummy first kids!!
The poster, on closer inspection displayed bold text, 'Have you seen me?', with the cutsy wootsiest kitty kat, with an adorable face (guys if you had a face like that your girlfriend would never leave you, your wife wouldn't either, you could even ask for a bit of three way action and the chances of a positive reply would be likely!)
The bottom of the poster on closer inspection displayed, 'Because i am awesome'
And you had to agree, it did look like a nice companion, a babe magnet too! And he thought about the state of his love life when his telephone began to ring, a ring like no other 34 year old doctors, it was the start of 'Master of puppets, by Metalllica, in Dr T opinion, the best band ever live, full stop.
Switching his attention from the feline to his phone, he answered the call, the call was from Benny
'Hello Benny', 'Hey T', said an exasperated caller, come quick, i think Caruso's dead or something', after giving a few details, Dr T said, 'Are you eating Benny?', 'Yeah, it's only some chicken, why, do you want me to save you some?' and before long, Dr T was on his way, wondering what if in fact he did go to college and live up to his name sake, was there even still time?
And headed for the address Benny gave him on Oak st, leaving the posted image of the most cutsy wootsy kitty cat, better known to you and i as Mr Magoo, all to himself on Booty st, with babes galore checking out his pin up poster, one or two thinking of taking him home, on paper, the face value was irrefutable
T was smoking a pipe and made a kissing noise with every inhale of toxic smoke, easily recognizable to all that were love hungry that afternoon as they gazed into their coffees, as a Gypsy woman might in reading signs of future good fortune, not that the good doctor saw smoking as a bad hobby to have.
He did swap a crack pipe for the good old fashioned tobacco kind he recanted one night when he was out with the boys, commonly known as 'The cowboys', everyone nodded and seemed to unanimously agree, it was a step in the right direction, no one could disagree a health improvement for Dr T indeed, but the subject of secondary smoke was debatable?
His real name by the way was not Doctor T, and where 'Herr' came from was anybody guess? You dont need to know his real name, everybody calls him Doctor T, not that he minded not being called Doctor T, Dr Seuss wasn't a real doctor and look how far he want in life!
And after all it did give him a feeling of worthiness in society, in fact his only experience in science was that one time he tried cooking up crack cocaine, and T part came from Mr T, from the A-Team, the 1980's show, if you get a mohawk when your 15 and a turn of events like that could happen to you, so you might have to ask your mummy first kids!!
The poster, on closer inspection displayed bold text, 'Have you seen me?', with the cutsy wootsiest kitty kat, with an adorable face (guys if you had a face like that your girlfriend would never leave you, your wife wouldn't either, you could even ask for a bit of three way action and the chances of a positive reply would be likely!)
The bottom of the poster on closer inspection displayed, 'Because i am awesome'
And you had to agree, it did look like a nice companion, a babe magnet too! And he thought about the state of his love life when his telephone began to ring, a ring like no other 34 year old doctors, it was the start of 'Master of puppets, by Metalllica, in Dr T opinion, the best band ever live, full stop.
Switching his attention from the feline to his phone, he answered the call, the call was from Benny
'Hello Benny', 'Hey T', said an exasperated caller, come quick, i think Caruso's dead or something', after giving a few details, Dr T said, 'Are you eating Benny?', 'Yeah, it's only some chicken, why, do you want me to save you some?' and before long, Dr T was on his way, wondering what if in fact he did go to college and live up to his name sake, was there even still time?
And headed for the address Benny gave him on Oak st, leaving the posted image of the most cutsy wootsy kitty cat, better known to you and i as Mr Magoo, all to himself on Booty st, with babes galore checking out his pin up poster, one or two thinking of taking him home, on paper, the face value was irrefutable
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